No baa-d questions

No sheep were sheared, startled or otherwise inconvenienced. Every sheep is 3D printed in our UK studio from PLA — a plant-based, eco-friendly plastic made from renewable sources like cornstarch. The wool texture is pure sculpting talent.

Each sheep carries one spare toilet roll on its back with quiet dignity, so your spares stop living in a wobbly stack on the cistern. The trio guards three rolls; the Pack of 6 protects a small nation's worth.

One roll per sheep. Pack of 3 = three spare rolls on standby. Pack of 6 = six rolls, full herd coverage for busy households — and the 6-pack ships free.

Thankfully not. PLA is completely odourless — your bathroom will smell exactly as it did before, only look considerably better.

Every sheep is printed to order and dispatched within 1–2 working days. UK orders over £25 get free 48-hour tracked Royal Mail delivery — which includes the Pack of 6 automatically. Think of it as a very punctual sheepdog.

Absolutely — and honestly, you should. Our seasonal accessory packs include Santa hats for Christmas and Ghost, Wolf & Pumpkin masks for Halloween. The flock likes to be dressed for the occasion.

A quick wipe with a damp cloth is all they need. No sheep dip, no shearing, no annual vet visit. Avoid harsh chemicals and direct radiator heat — PLA prefers a mild climate, much like the rest of us.

Our sheep are famously docile. Four sturdy legs, low centre of gravity, zero flight instinct. They will stay exactly where you put them — which is more than can be said for your actual toilet roll.

If anything's not right, talk to the shepherd within 30 days and we'll put it right — replacement, refund or rehoming. We want every flock happily settled.

Yes! The flock does very well at retail — gift shops, garden centres, farm shops (fitting) and visitor attractions. Head to our Trade & Wholesale page to request a trade account.